Last night, Greg picked up some Ben and Jerry's vanilla fudge caramel ice cream. It pretty much sucked. The fudge and caramel had been overswirled into the ice cream so there wasn't a distinct flavor of either. We were equally unhappy but came up with two different solutions to the problem:
Tina's solution: Pour some Hershey's chocolate syrup on top so it would taste like something.
Greg's solution: Seal a rat in the container and ship it back to the factory in Vermont.
You be the judge. Which should we have done?
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I can't decide without knowing whether the rat he proposed shipping them was going to be live or dead.
Alive.
I'd go with the rat.
What does Greg have against those lovable biohazard vectors, anyway?
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